Sunday was a fun day spent with perfect weather, great friends, and amazingly greasy food. Where was it? The State Fair of Texas, of course! We could not have picked the more perfect day to go to the State Fair. My wife and I, along with some friends, decided the only way to really experience the fair was to eat our way through it. This was not to a be a trip for the feint of heart (I think I felt my arteries clogging as we left the park). I knew that the day was going to be a wonderfully greasy day when the first food stand we stopped at, to get a couple of beers and a sausage on a stick, we saw something called “Donkey Tail.” Okay, it’s the State Fair, so you expect there to be some wild things to try, but we were not expecting “Donkey Tails.” Now, we really had to ask what they were, and, once we knew, we had to try ‘em! This isn’t the exact recipe they used to make them, but if I was going to try it at home (and I will), this is how I would prepare them.

Donkey Tail Recipe (Deep Fried Chili Cheese Hot-Dogs)
Serves 1
Ingredients
1 Hot dog
1 Flour Tortilla
1/2 Cup Chili
1/2 Cup Nacho Cheese
Chopped Onions to Taste
Jalapenos to Garnish (optional)
Vegetable Oil, for frying
Directions
- In a large frying pot, add vegetable oil deep enough to fry the hot dog and heat to 350 degrees.
- Place hot dog in center of tortillas and top with 1/2 the cheese.
- Fold it up like a burrito. Fold in the sides then fold over until you make a nice little bundle of goodness.
- Place gently into the hot grease and cook for 30 to 45 seconds.
- Remove from grease and drip drain on paper towels.
- Cut in half and place in a bowl.
- Top with chili, remaining cheese, onions, and jalapenos (optional).
- Watch your heart explode.
- Enjoy!
My understanding is that the Donkey Tail was created by a 90-year old lady who owns her own restaurant. Please know this is not her original recipe. This is just how I would make it from my experience of enjoying one at the fair.
From there, went exploring the different tents with vendors selling their wares, from gadgets to clothing to multitudes of sunglasses stands. I guess sunglasses knock-offs are selling very well this year. Our next food destination was to try and find the deep fried Frito pie; however, the line was ridiculously long (I can only assume this was because of how awesome they were!). My wife and our friends were dying to get a foot-long corndog, so we chose to get in that line instead. We walked part of the midway on our way to the car show. I have to admit that I had never been to a car show, well, that I remember (maybe as a kid), but, man, was it ever cool. Every make and model was on display from the major manufacturers. You could sit in everything from a $125,000-dollar car to $12,000-dollar car. They had everything from electric cars to gas-guzzling, off-road vehicles. You could even pay to see the Batmobile if you chose too. My wife and I fell in love with a cruiser-style bike called a V-star. It looked tough and sat very comfortable. . . and it went on my wish list.
After the car show, I got my sausage on a stick, while the others enjoyed fried gator and funnel cake, and then we all destroyed the deep fried peaches and cream.

Funnel Cake

Fried Peaches & Cream
We had some debate on how these might have been prepared, but either way, these were absolutely killer good. The crispy outside with the peach filling inside, they came drizzled with raspberry sauce, dusted with powdered sugar, with a cream dipping sauce on the side. Wow! They rocked! We went even further and combined the funnel cake with the peaches to make an instant explosion of flavor in our mouths. While eating these delights, we were sitting not far from the famous “Big Tex.” For those that don’t know, Big Tex is about a 70-foot tall, animated fair mascot, dressed as a cowboy. He has been a staple at the fair for years. We all agreed the Tex needs a bit of an upgrade, because he is starting to look kind of of scary. He greets people coming in the gate but is weirdly proportioned and is in need of some serious upgrading to his voice box. He is, however, that icon that people are accustomed to seeing, year in and year out, at the Texas State Fair.
After this bout with artery-clogging food, we headed back to the midway. Luckily, my wife is just like me: roller coasters are great, but if it’s a spinning, twirling circle of death style ride, we’re out. Some of our friends enjoyed everything that twirled, spun, or used centrifugal force to flip you upside down. They’re just crazy! Then, I jokingly asked one of the game vendors if I could just give him $50 for the teddy bear because I figured that’s what it would cost to win it. He didn’t seem to think it was very funny, but we all enjoyed a good laugh.
Our last round of food was twirl fries. The ones were they use a drill and a special drill bit to cut the potato into a twirl style tower of fries. They were amazing, as well, covered in a ton of salt.

Twirl Fries
The State Fair was a great experience, something I had not done since I was a kid. Some people in our group had never been. I think we will go back next year, but I need at least a full year to recover from all that grease. So, with a bottle of water and fat, full puppy belly, we headed home with thoughts of, “Wonder what that deep fried Frito pie tasted like?” Then, we talked about making donkey tails and what crazy concoctions the vendors will bring to the table next year.